Busy Day...

"I say we put on costumes, get day drunk, and see what happens." -Megs

Misfits

Megan and I have come across what could easily be the greatest show ever. It is an edge of your seat breath taking jaw dropping hilariously scripted combination of Heroes and Degrassi. It comes highly recommended to anyone with taste...and a soul. The above clip is spoiler free and hilarious. The show is available for your viewing pleasure on Hulu.

A few shots of Megan

Conversations Between Adults

Cody: I think I'm getting a headache from not drinking enough booze.
Megan: I believe they call that a 'problem'.
Cody: (holds up bloody mary) I believe I call this a solution

Evolution Project

For the winter I have decided to not shave my beard or cut my hair. I will be taking a photo of myself everyday and doing something amusing with them in the spring. I'm not going to post a daily photo on here because let's face it, that would be annoying. Instead I will occasionally post one when I remember, take a good one or have nothing better to say and/or do with my time. 

For Good Measure

North American Nerd

The upcoming holiday season

A few of use living in the millennium building this winter thought it would be a lot of fun to have an "Ugly Sweater Secret Santa Holiday Block Party" I realize that title is a bit lengthy so from here on we will just refer to it as "Operation Fugly Sweater" We are not exactly sure of the date just yet so I will keep you all posted, it is most likely going to be early December and of course everyone is welcome. If you are interested in attending and taking part in the gift exchange just let us know of any ideas or thoughts you have on this party so we can start planning and scheduling to try and meet everyone's wishes. Of course in the end your opinion is inferior to ours but we will always try our best.

Conversations Between Adults

Cody- Megan, tousle your hair!
Megan- It's hard to tousle your hair when you're this fucking TERRIFIED.

Mody's Favorite Things (yea, like Oprah)

Hilarious.

Calculating the cheeseburger equations of cookies

The great cookie extravaganza began like any other activity, with Cody and I mindlessly perusing Douds, trying to decide which type and how many bottles of wine we would consume that day. And then it happened, we both stopped dead in our tracks in front of a cooler, with our eyes locked on the same tube of chocolate chip cookies. And then, in unison, Cody said "Hey, we should make cookies!" and I just mindlessly yelled, "Cookies!" It was decided. 

That night, Jen and Bates came over and we consumed the aforementioned wine, plus a couple of 40s that they had stashed in their apartment. We all loaded up our cups and went to their place, which is really fun to apartment hop when you have a good buzz on. I imagine it's how chic people who party hop feel, but with more poorness. We watched Grimm, and the super couple introduced us to "7 minutes in heaven with Mike O'Brien", which is our new fav. CHECK IT OUT. Because we are so cool and we say so.

Instructions for Cookie Extravaganza:

1. Buy cookie tube (I like the word tube.)

2. Get very drunk with wine and friends

3. Forget about cookie tube.

4. Calculate cheeseburger equations.

5. Watch television

6. Rediscover cookie tube!

7. Weep with joy, as you spoon cookie blobs onto the baking sheet!

Now, I know that step 8 should be to eat a couple of cookies, and then put them on a nice covered plate for future consumption, hopefully to share with friends! However, when you calculated as many cheeseburger equations as Cody and I that night, that's a lofty dream. What did happen was a massive, probably gross amount of cookie eating, and then Cody left me alone with the remainder. Which I promptly ate, dipping them in a wine glass full of soy milk. Classy. 

So that was our cookie adventure! Aren't we exciting. We are.

Conversations Between Adults

Me and Megan discussing our blog:
 Megan: We need to bulk it up before we show anyone
Cody: Yea for sure
Megan: And by bulk it up I mean neither of us are ever going to be president!

Text Exchange

Cody-Do you know what time we came home last night?
Meg- .....Like I remember coming home.

Realizing when your dreams come true.

So, today is Friday November 11, 2011, 11/11/11. A day I am sure many people are going to "wish on."

Well it seems that both Megan and myself missed the cut off for submitting wishes to be considered for granting because she was barged in on by a certain man we will not name while a bit nude and discovered a questionably soggy pair of lady trousers. I woke up to a kitchen covered in peanut butter and jelly hand prints and part of my tooth in the sink.

Am I saying that dreams don't come true or something equally depressing? No. I am saying we drink too much. The Irish was open last night and we decided (of course) to go out and enjoy it. And by enjoy it I mean drink it. Drink all of it.

The primary purpose of this blog is to allow us to continue to congratulate ourselves for how awesome our lives are going to be this winter but now with an audience. So with that being said, enjoy it because we are awesome and your lives are boring.