The great cookie extravaganza began like any other activity, with Cody and I mindlessly perusing Douds, trying to decide which type and how many bottles of wine we would consume that day. And then it happened, we both stopped dead in our tracks in front of a cooler, with our eyes locked on the same tube of chocolate chip cookies. And then, in unison, Cody said "Hey, we should make cookies!" and I just mindlessly yelled, "Cookies!" It was decided.
That night, Jen and Bates came over and we consumed the aforementioned wine, plus a couple of 40s that they had stashed in their apartment. We all loaded up our cups and went to their place, which is really fun to apartment hop when you have a good buzz on. I imagine it's how chic people who party hop feel, but with more poorness. We watched Grimm, and the super couple introduced us to "7 minutes in heaven with Mike O'Brien", which is our new fav. CHECK IT OUT. Because we are so cool and we say so.
Instructions for Cookie Extravaganza:
1. Buy cookie tube (I like the word tube.)
2. Get very drunk with wine and friends
3. Forget about cookie tube.
4. Calculate cheeseburger equations.
5. Watch television
6. Rediscover cookie tube!
7. Weep with joy, as you spoon cookie blobs onto the baking sheet!
Now, I know that step 8 should be to eat a couple of cookies, and then put them on a nice covered plate for future consumption, hopefully to share with friends! However, when you calculated as many cheeseburger equations as Cody and I that night, that's a lofty dream. What did happen was a massive, probably gross amount of cookie eating, and then Cody left me alone with the remainder. Which I promptly ate, dipping them in a wine glass full of soy milk. Classy.
So that was our cookie adventure! Aren't we exciting. We are.
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